Pet affection. Today. Approached girl at bus stop. Licked her face. Slapped and ridiculed.

Yesterday. Approached same girl, same bus stop. She bent to pat my dog and he licked her face. Stroked and fussed over.

Explain? Washed and deodorised man versus dog that was probably licking up his own crap a half hour before. Bad timing? Caught her off guard? Into bestiality? No romancing first?

Tomorrow. Approach girl at bus stop. Same girl. Chat her up dog-style by sniffing her ass. That don’t do it, nothing will.